Thursday 23 February 2012

HockeyyInsiderr Looking Like a Bitch.






















For someone who claims he worked for 4 different NHL teams,it's obvious he would be an older man,but boy, he sure acts like quite the child. Coincidence? I think not.

Trying too hard to be like IncarceratedBob.



Friday 20 January 2012

The_Creasy a Fraud

There are numerous fake insiders. What do they all have in common? Quite a few things, actually.

1. They hide behind a fake user name and never reveal their actual name. Why? Who knows. They claim because they don't want their "sources" to know that they're posting their information on twitter.

2. They all claim to have inside information, and tell you that in their bio. No matter who it is, read their bio on their twitter. It always ends up saying how they've worked in numerous NHL offices, scouted for different teams, know people in front offices and have numerous sources. That's just plain obvious that you're a fake.

3. Whenever they **Guess** something right, they end up retweeting gullible fans who tweet to them that they're credible and they called the trade. Most likely trying to prove or show, that they're legit. Personally, it just looks like they need to prove to people that they're for real. Another obvious tactic used in trying to come off as an insider.

It's almost like they're trying to shove it down your throats, turning it into a religion and forcing it upon people to believe.

4. They all wait for the real media to tweet information, then make it their own and twist around certain facts. They never give credit to who posted it.

5. They all insult each other, but yet, they all end up saying the same rumors. Once 1 fake insider says something, a couple days later, they'll all say a similar rumor.

The most important one -- They'll word their tweets, so they can't be wrong, and can always fall back on excuses like "Deals fall through all the time." Or.. " I said could"


Now let's take a look and analyze Greasy Creasy's tweets, shall we?


First thing that I noticed over the past month of following him. He talks about the Leafs and Habs the most. The 2 largest fan bases and 2 most famous teams. 







Obvious fake insiders always say they worked in the NHL. Whether it be scouting, in the office, or playing. They'll always say they've worked with an NHL team, and they will always say that's how they got their "sources"






Now, in that picture. The tweet to Jordan_Bold (Who is amazingly handsome and godly) simply says "Thanks for the attention". Now, what Jordan tweeted to him, was a simple "You're a bigger fraud then @HockeyBreak"



Sexy beast ----------------------------------->

It's quite clear, he just likes the attention, because he's an attention whore and his parents didn't love him when he was a child.


Moving on.


1 fake insider says something, then all the fake insiders will say something similar. And they all follow each other. Dont believe me? Check these next few photos.




As you can see to the photo on my right. The_Creasy, and another fake insider called HockeyyInsiderr are both following incarceratedbob.


Now if you read my last blog about Intoxicatedboob, then you would know that he got his information about JVR and the Leafs from Darren Dregers notes on TSN.


But apparently, Hockeyyinsiderr and The_creasy, both get their information from IncBob. Well that's a fucking shocker!










The picture above, you can see Incarcerated bob talk about the Philly-Leafs deal. He posted this January 19th. 






The picture to my right, he also stated flyers have back up plans. (Also, said on January 19th.)








As I said earlier, once 1 fake insider says something, all the other fake insiders will follow.




<--January 20th. That's just retarded. Everyone knows Scott Gomez can't score. Besides, Scott is currently in Pittsburgh, so unless you have his phone number, I doubt he talked to him.Gomez wouldn't even say that.




<-- January 20th. After IncarceratedBob talked about a Philly-Leafs deal, Creasy then copied it. Coincidence Creasy also follows Incarceratedbob? I think not.




<--Weird, Bob said the same thing 1 day earlier, too.










January 19th, Incarceratedbob also states Flyers are interested in Gleason and Ruutu. Cool beans


But guess who says it, a day later, again? You guessed it!   


 Both those things have been reported A LOT. Of course Rangers are not alone if they're interested in Ruutu and Gleason, TSN has reported many teams like them. And they also reported Visnovsky is most likely gone. He's just copying and pasting, not surprise.


The Blackhawks and Canucks are looking to add depth upfront and on the back end? What, in the fuck? Of course they are. Every team is looking to do that. Dumbass.


Now he's stealing rumors from Eklund. Eklund has said numerous times, that the Wings and Nashville are interested in him.


http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog.php?post_id=41407&blogger_id=1
















So, as you can tell. This Creasy guy just copies IncarceratedBobs rumors. And, to some extent, he also copies HockeyyInsiderrs rumors, who also copies IncBob.










Yup. Just a vicious circle of fake insiders copying each other.














Oh, and just for fun. HockeyBreak, another fake insider, was finally called out and found. His true identity? His name is Zac Urback, and he's a 17 year old loser. Dumbass.

Tuesday 17 January 2012

Incarcerated Bob. Fake Insider?

*****I'm a Leafs fan. So I'll be using the Leafs for many examples******

    Let's face it. Twitter has become a terrible place to discuss hockey. Why? It's not because of different opinions or trash talking between fan bases, it's because of fake insiders, who claim to have sources that put fan bases in a frenzy.

There are numerous fake insiders. What do they all have in common? Quite a few things, actually.

1. They hide behind a fake user name and never reveal their actual name. Why? Who knows. They claim because they don't want their "sources" to know that they're posting their information on twitter.

2. They all claim to have inside information, and tell you that in their bio. No matter who it is, read their bio on their twitter. It always ends up saying how they've worked in numerous NHL offices, scouted for different teams, know people in front offices and have numerous sources. That's just plain obvious that you're a fake.

3. Whenever they **Guess** something right, they end up retweeting gullible fans who tweet to them that they're credible and they called the trade. Most likely trying to prove or show, that they're legit. Personally, it just looks like they need to prove to people that they're for real. Another obvious tactic used in trying to come off as an insider.

It's almost like they're trying to shove it down your throats, turning it into a religion and forcing it upon people to believe.

4. They all wait for the real media to tweet information, then make it their own and twist around certain facts. They never give credit to who posted it.

5. They all insult each other, but yet, they all end up saying the same rumors. Once 1 fake insider says something, a couple days later, they'll all say a similar rumor.

The most important one -- They'll word their tweets, so they can't be wrong, and can always fall back on excuses like "Deals fall through all the time." Or.. " I said could"


Here is some Fake Insiders to look out for.


IncarceratedBob. I like to called him "Intoxicatedboob"
Hockeybreak. Otherwise known as "Hockey Copy and Paste"
The_Creasy.
Hockey_Tracker
Hockeyyinsiderr
HockeyHints


I'll go through these fake insiders 1 by 1.

But right now, it's IntoxicatedBoob:


I remember Bob when he only has about 2,000 followers. He was just as arrogant then, and is more arrogant now.

Recently, he started talking Leaf rumors and trades. And many of his gullible followers, starting jaw dropping over what he had to say. But not me. It's quite easy to see right through it. You'll always remember what he got right, but you won't remember what he got wrong, too.


@incarceratedbob
incarcerated bob
LEAFS UPDATESource: Max Talbot will indeed be suiting up for the Maple Leafs in October (Burke trying to get deal done now with Pens) [20 hours ago]





What ever happened to this?


Dallas_Dave Dallas Dave
by incarceratedbob
JAYSandPATS Kyle Britten
by incarceratedbob




Where's Stastny, Bob? I remember this tweet perfectly. He said it was 90% done. I questioned him about it. He told me it wasn't a for sure thing, as it was "close" but fell apart. Just another excuse.

Here is a couple of tweets from the past week.


It's been 3 days since he posted the first tweet, tweeting the Leafs will be announcing a trade within the next 72 hours.

What happened? Well, as you can see by the next tweet, he claims there is medical reports involved, and are being swapped. Clever.

Tweet number 3 in the photo.

It may seem harmless. But not if you go deeper into it. See, Brian Burke often likes to make trades in January. Saying "Just remember who broke it" basically guarantees you're going to be right, because whenever Burke does make a trade. You'll have IncBob claiming that was the trade he was talking about.

Don't forget, Darren Dreger reported last week, that Brian Burke has interest in James Van Riemsdyke (Remember this)

Last but not least. The final tweet of the photo. The Leafs will have something to be announced before Thursday (Medical reports are key right now). Really?  The first part of the tweet, he basically tells us the Leafs will have an announcement. He seems confident on it. I wonder what happened? (Check medical reports part)

Oh, but its continues.



(Second Photo to the right)

IncBob, you really need to stop trying to prove yourself. Why do you care so much about the media and attention?

His first tweet of the picture, clearly shows him hating on another "Fake insider" Eklund. Like him or not, Eklund has called some things. But he's also missed quite a few. A lot, actually.

But, IncBob really is no different. He's the twitter version of Eklund.

Tweet number 2.  The original fake insider who said a Leafs deal went cold, basically stated Burke was close to something. And IncBob felt the need to bash him about it. Covering "there" ass, is what he said. Nice English. Is it because English is his second language? ( See http://www.livescoressoccer9.com/01/incarcerated-bob-celebrating-new-year-in-jail-2.html For more details)

Ah the 3rd tweet. The good ol' flip flop. Something IncBob knows all to well. He's talking about 2 "insiders" named HockeyBreak and Eklund. He claims they're the same because they both use a Mac and an Ipod.

But why on earth would Eklund have another twitter account stating rumors? He already has 1. So it must be easy fooling him. Which i'm not surprised. As he said one of his sources was a security guard, only to come out and say he wasnt a legit source and blocked him.

The last 3 tweets are just him being obnoxious to people who question him. He gets seriously offended when you question his tweet. And he brings out the "IBN Goon Squad" hashtag. Congrats, you have a twitter gang. Full of pussies behind a screen. Hey, at least they're asking you for a #RJ during sports games. (Reversed Jinx) he tries to make himself look genius if he says that and it actually happens.

Onto the next batch of tweets, shall we?

Of course you won't say what the Leafs deal is. You're waiting for "Medical reports" to be reported in injured players from certain teams.

Remember those JVR rumors that Dreger reported. Shortly after that, JVR ended up getting concussed. Hm.


He wont give HockeyBreak free publicity? Well he sure talks about him a lot on his twitter.

The Flyers are "Obviously" looking at D and are "Obviously" looking at Schenn. Something Dreger also said 3-4 days before these tweets (http://www.tsn.ca/blogs/darren_dreger/?id=384969)

I won't talk about his Carter rumor back in June. Because he did call it. So I will give him credit there. But hey, even Eklund gets a few right ;)

But now he's bringing it back up, and saying how Burke had huge interest. (This wasn't true. On LeafsTV, Behind the draft, Burke was mic'd up talking to Scott Howson and said "Congrats on getting your guys. (talking about Carter) we were in on the other guy (Talking about Richards)." It then came out they demanded Kadri+Kulemin for Richards. Where was IncBob, on that one?

Awe, look at that. He's getting upset that people doubted him.


Moving on.



That's weird. Jeff Carter is on the IR with a separated shoulder. Could this be the "Medical Reports" that Burke is waiting for? Or is he waiting for every other injured players medical reports?

Of course he said no names, that would mean you limit your chances of nailing a trade down to.. well.. one.

Oh look, now he's talking about another injured player, Ryan Clowe, who missed practice.

More medical reports? wow! The guy must really be hurt.

Well, it's good to know if a team doesn't like what they see with the injury, then they'll re-work the deal. Many teams have many injured players. So, it's wide open from here, folks!

OH WAIT!

The Leafs and Flyers are still engaged in serious talks revolving around Schenn and JVR? Could it be, that he went through players who were injured, and went through rumors from Dreger, and put 2 and 2 together?

Just a few tweets ago, he brought up Columbus, and Clowe. Wonder what happened. The deal would of been made last week? Then why wasn't it? JVR recently got injured. How will we ever know it would of happened? Do we take YOUR word for it?

Remember "Once medical report come back, I can announce names" ? I wonder what happened to Clowe and Carter..Or did he just bring them up for no reason? But hey, they're both injured. So at least they have that in common.

It's nothing but a fall back plan. When in doubt, go with the rumors that are most hot right now. You're bound to get 1 right. These rumors were last week, not reported by him. But wait, theres more!



Well, ain't that obvious. Burke also like Bobby Ryan and will try to acquire him? That's the other rumor from last week! Another fall back plan, I suppose? He also said last week that Burke was trying really hard for Getzlaf. Hm..

Oh, the next tweet. NOW he includes Getzlaf's name. The more names you mention, the greater chance you're going to be right.  Of course Burke has several things cooking. It's January and he likes to trade in January. Which is common sense-Right from Burkes mouth, actually.

Always "could" be more added if and when JVR head gets better. "Could" So it's not for sure.



Have you ever wondered, and noticed, why fake insiders always says things like "Could" and "I can't reveal names", or "Burke has things cooking?"


It's simple really. Because gullible fans, Leaf fans, don't know common sense. They can't tell obvious tweets. No matter who they are, they will always have an excuse to fall back on, in case the "rumor" turns out to be fake.

Take into account how many people they follow. Go through their lists. If they see a name come up a lot in their timeline, then they'll put it in a rumor.

It's easy putting 2 and 2 together. Burke wants a big gritty top line center. Rumors of Getzlaf being available. That's now a rumor of Burke wanting Getzlaf. Common sense.

This is how easy it is.


No Habs rumors? Well that sucks... I guess it really has slowed down in Habs land

Dayum. Habs are now interested in Clowe? Habs land sped up again.. So much for after the break.




It's just to easy to become a "Fake Insider". And I'll be exposing guys like HockeyBreak, The_Creasy, and more. Because really, it's common sense, and these kids are nothing but attention whores.